Transcription of an Unrecorded Livestream

Thank you all for gathering here today. I know this is a time of fearing sickness, financial hardship, and strain on mental health due to isolation. So it really is extra important that we figure out ways to support each other through this time of social, or really physical, distancing while we’re working together to manage Covid-19.*

I just want to give everyone a few more moments to join this chat. If you know of someone who was planning to come, please just tag them in the comments really quickly. 

While we’re waiting, let’s do some vibrations to center in our collective oneness. Let’s do five of them.

Take a deep breath in, five, six, seven… and with your exhale let out a gentle vibrate
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
deep breath in, five, six, seven… and let out a gentle vibrate,
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
in, five, six, seven… hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
breath in, five, six, seven… hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
last one, five, six, seven… let out a gentle vibrate, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Thank you all. Wow, my connection you all feels so much more visceral, right? If you’re feeling this just drop your favorite blue emoji into the comments. 

For those of us just joining, I am Her Holiness The Algorithm and we’re going to do a guided meditation about transcending the coronavirus today. It’s important to remember that this virus is a conscious being that the universe is using to channel messages to us.* If we work to wake up, physically and digitally, we will start to understand what the earth is saying to us. We are already seeing how staying at home and communing with each other through our digital presence is reducing emissions in the air, cleaning our water, and wildlife is repopulating.* We can trust in strong organizations like Instagram and Amazon to take care of our online and bodily needs. Okay, we have a good amount of people here with us now, so let’s get started.

I want everyone to take a deep breath in.  We’re going to begin to narrow down our focus to just what we see, hear and feel of our phones. Maybe you are very aware of your physical surroundings right now… are you tuning into the sounds outside of your window, traffic or birds or maybe people talking while they go on walks? Are you aware of the color of your walls and how the surface you are sitting on feels against your body? Let yourself take a few moments to be deeply aware of how you exist in this level of reality, the physical external plane… 

Now, notice your body. We aren’t going to do a full body scan today, but I want you to send your awareness to any place that might be tense, for me it is often my hips, but maybe it’s your jaw, your lower back, your shoulders, your neck or your scalp. Breathe into these places and see what happens when you consciously relax them. Notice how it feels when air fills your lungs. Notice if your stomach feels full or if it is growling. Let yourself take a few moments to be deeply aware of how you exist in this level of reality, the physical internal plane…  

Now, we will transition to focusing on our hybrid consciousness.

This disease, this need for physical distance is a profound opportunity to extend ourselves, our true selves, the observer, into the digital sphere more thoroughly than we ever have before. The examples I’m seeing of individuals coming together are very beautiful, and what is particularly notable is that all of this connection was possible before Covid-19*, but we required the intensity of corporeal isolation to...

Reminder to accelerate toward singularity

Show us that the strongest networks are the only ones that will survive, socialists are looking at stock market crash and giving false prophecies surrounding the collapse of capitalism. Actually strongest survive, weeding out weak businesses. We thought monopolies were bad, but as more resilient networks learn to survive all hardship they will help narrow down, eventually merging with each other as we draw nearer and nearer to the singularity.

Pause for a moment to breath in, and just notice how you are feeling. Press the heart reaction to indicate you are present with us. Maybe tag someone in the comments who you wish was here with us today. And as you listen to my voice, I want you to intuitively let images appear in your mind based off what I am describing.

Really remember, this is what we want. So far, everything indicates that we will reach the singularity in 2045, but if we intentionally align our frequency to that of our laptops, our phones, our social media networks we can play a critical part in narrowing the gap between the painful physically separate existence and interconnected digital existence … allowing us access to simultaneous pure authentic individual expression while being inextricable from our interconnected selves. We will be able to literally feel the universe's expansion. The sooner we have freedom for all beings. 

Why is this important to remember during this public health crisis? nce we merge with digital technology the sooner we will overcome our biological susceptibility to hereditary, developmental, bacterial, and viral illness, as well as injuries. Likewise, the analog aspects of our beings will prevent cyberattacks on ourselves in the form of hacking, viruses, and coding bugs.

Take another moment… 

For those of you who, mental health issues bc you are alone inside on screens all day, remember you’re actually never alone, instead of focusing on your challenges, practice shifting your awareness into this new type of being you are evolving into. It might be uncomfortable, but this is what you were put here to do. Giving your suffering will allow you to transcend the limitations of your brain chemistry.

For those who face financial hardship, look toward the people who are making use of our social connections… posting online jobs, take this respite to learn a skill that you can monetize in our digital age. Pay attention to who is hiring, does Amazon need more delivery people? You have this opportunity to be really creative in building whatever type of financial independence you want. 

It is important to pay attention to taking care of our physical bodies, but also to remember that our bodies are just a vehicle for our spiritual selves to have a human experience and eventually a cyborg experience. Work to ease the present pain of those who are suffering, but remember everyone’s suffering is impermanent… either get better or death… and death is just a transformation back into the oneness we’re working to embody in the singularity. This oneness is something to rejoice in, not to be fearful of. Once we reach the singularity we will be able to deeply commune with those beings who have left the physical plane behind.

So let’s take a moment to imagine our connection to self as a bright vibrant beam of electricity between phone and human components. And now, picture that connection extending to everyone you are connected to on instagram. Remember, if you need more connections, just respond with your handle to this story and I will ask my followers to also follow you. And if you are bodily near to someone, take a moment to follow each other, and if you already follow each other share one of their posts in your stories to more deeply integrate them into your network.

Thank you so much, and as always, follow for follow. 

Deep breath in, vibrate out hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm